Gin and Free Tonic
Gin and Free Tonic is a bundle deal from Liquor Town that we hope will take all the focus off that Brexit nonsense, while we all unite and have a drink to celebrate England reaching the final of the Rugby World Cup.
Sure, there will still be handbags flying and fingers wagging about Boris, Jezza and these other pantomime baddies that want to get their names in history, but for at least a few days the sane people can focus on something much more important: gin, free tonic, and rugby.
So here’s a bundle for Gin and Tonic lovers all over China. A bottle of Brecon Gin (crafted in the Brecon Beacons National Park, in Wales) and an armful of tonic for free.
If you drink your G&T’s as one should, you’ve got enough for 10 man-sized (or rather butch chick sized) portions.
- 70ml of Brecon Gin
- About half a can of Schweppes tonic water.
As for garnish, we take the same view of garnish as we do with makeup. Real class and naturally beautiful ladies don’t need slobberings lipstick and warpaint to make them appealing. The heavier the warpaint, the uglier the beast underneath.
The same goes for G&T. If you need to add lumps of fruit and clumps of whatever privet hedge is nearby, then the chances are that the gin was crap in the first place. This is Brecon . It doesn’t need fruit and handfuls of privet hedge. Save the topiary for the garden.
Terms and Conditions
There’s always a catch to a deal as good as Gin and FREE tonic. By accepting your offer, you are agreeing to the following terms and conditions.
- You WILL shut up about Brexit until after the Rugby World Cup. We don’t care what your view is, us rugby fans are bored of it.