Tequila Mockingbird has a few different interpretations using various types of fruits. Frankly, we think that’s all a bit Euro Fag. If you want fruit juice, jog along to that hipster bookshop where you can pick up bearded feminists who refuse to use deodorant and wear yoga pants made of hand-knitted hemp. Pretending that they care about the environment which is ironic, because vegan diets give chronic gas, thereby contributing to global warming on a grand scale. Just look at methane gas studies on cows.
So, if you’re not “one of those types” and you want a real cocktail with a kick, this is what you need right here. Just add a bit of fresh chilli to the tequila, apple cider and lime juice that we are bundling together here. Get enough for at least 10 cocktails to drink at home…..for the price of 2 in a bar.
- 10 ml of lime cordial
- A lump of fresh chilli (decide how spicy you want it)
- 70ml of tequila
- 1/3 of a bottle of cider
- Put the lime cordial in a glass with a bit of chilli and give it a good mash-up together.
- Chuck in 70ml of tequila
- Put in some ice cubes if you have them, or skip to the next step.
- Pour in some cider
Now, glugg down on a few of these and appreciate how miserable your life could be if your name was Eoghan and you were the puppet of some Ultra-Feminist Alpha Female with serious daddy issues.