Fruko Schulz Green Absinth
Fruko Schulz Green Absinth is a half litre of madness for any of those crazy types that want to go and “chase the green fairy”. Absinth is of course the stuff of legends and is probably responsible for more urban myths about alcohol than any other drink. We have it here, and we have it as cheap as can possible be. This style of Absinth is made in the Czech Republic.
Remember girls and boys, Liquor Town IS about responsible drinking so we have to give you a bit of a warning here about the basics. This is a 70% ABV spirit – that’s almost twice as strong as your average hard liquor (which are typically 35%-40% ABV). So, remember, you will need to use at least DOUBLE your normal amount of mixer. Typically with Absinth that would be water. There are no points for being a hero, and people will not think you’re a bigger man if you start doing this stuff as shooters. It’s not big and it’s not clever. If you’re new to Absinth, get on the interwebs and read up about it before you start chugging this stuff. It’s got a kick to it like very few other things in the world can compare with.
Healthy and safety warnings out of the way – lets get to the words for the boys with the big balls made of brass. All the boys and the girls, move along, nothing for you to see here, go back to the page that says “Pussy” – it’s a metaphor – for the people that just can’t handle this stuff. If you’re still reading this, then hell yeah, this is a one way ticket to Space Camp.
This loony juice is going to get you running around the local park, probably naked, all day long until the moon comes out, at which point you’re probably going to start howling like a wolf. How do we know? Well, like all drinks we put on Liquor Town, we have to do the taste test. We currently have two members of staff (Huang and Chang Jiang) running around Qing Hu Science and Technology Park barking at strangers like wild dogs. Huang is still clothed. Chang Jiang is jogging around in his underpants…..and no, this isn’t a joke.
Absinth is historically described as a distilled, highly alcoholic (45–74% ABV / 90–148 U.S. proof) beverage. It is an anise-flavoured spirit derived from botanicals, including the flowers and leaves of Artemisia absinthium (“grand wormwood”), together with green anise, sweet fennel, and other medicinal and culinary herbs. Absinthe traditionally has a natural green colour but may also be colourless. It is commonly referred to in historical literature as “la fée verte” (the green fairy). Although it is sometimes mistakenly referred to as a liqueur, absinthe is not traditionally bottled with added sugar; it is therefore classified as a spirit. Absinthe is traditionally bottled at a high level of alcohol by volume, but it is normally diluted with water prior to being consumed.
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